There was no love in that relationship... Only lust! No way! I don't know about where you live, but here SoaD is practically a household name, everybody knows those lyrics! If it ain't spicy it ain't worth eating~! How am I supposed to do that?? One wrong move and you'll step on me!
Was this a love relationship? How it you know it was System of a down... Internet perhaps? Moomba's blood is spicy as hell! How do you like that!? Beep boop beep! (HELP ME!!!)
All this Pikachu abuse is reminding me of the good old days. *Reminisces* ...Oh wait, I was the one being abused in that relationship... Dammit! Yeah that's what I meant, I used to like a couple of those screaming Death Metal bands. xD Not so much anymore, though there's a few songs in the genre I still like. And, I do like that one by System of a Down. They've got some catchy stuff. Moogle blood's a little too sweet for my tastes. I prefer Moomba's. Yikes! Vivi what has science done to you?!?
*Snaps another Pikachu's neck* So how did that make you feel Mage-y? You must not let anger rule your life! *Punts another Pikachu* You watched that cartoon too! That show was like Ren and Stimpy... It made no sense! No I mean just the screaming of Death Metal, RAGH! Wake up, Grab a brush and put on a little make up, Hide the scars to fade away the shake up, Whyd you leave the keys up on the table, There you go create another fable, You wanted to, Grab a brush and put on a little makeup, You wanted to, Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup, You wanted to, Whyd you leave the keys up on the table, I dont think you trust, in my.... self righteous suicide I cry... when angels deserve to DIE! That kind is okay... kinda. Chocobo's don't care, neither do Moogle's. *Drinks moogle blood* (I know I am) *Turns into Mecha-Godzilla*
I hated my Pikachu. He just started living in my house and I didn't even want him there, and started watching my TV and taking over my life and stealing my friends and slowly killing me... *Fetal position* Its like seeing what's under Double D's hat from Ed Edd and Eddy... Hey, Death Metal's alright. Kinda. There are a few songs in the genre I like. Kinda. Well not really anymore. Kinda. *Imagines chocobos wriggling around with no legs* You're putting the chocobos out of business! =O Oh yeah, you're making much more sense now! *Kicks apple*
Wow what a lot of text, your Pikachu must of really annoyed you! I guess I would beat it senseless too! I would beat him Street Fighter style, not Mortal Kombat as I consider that a bit too gory! Oh sod it *Smashes Pikachu in the head with a pan* Night night! Oh right, I though everyone could see what I looked like! What a shock! You consider Death Metal shouting as "Good Singing". I might, Chocobo legs are delicious! *Floats above Mage-y* Shibbley wobbley woo! *A apple falls to the ground* Seil eht rebmemer!
Pokemon Channel... is a horrible game, but I found it really amusing. xD I spent a full three minutes fighting with Pikachu over the TV. I turned it off, he turned it back on. I turned it BACK off again, stating that he has watched enough TV for today, and what does he do? Turns it back on! This goes on for a while before I throw my hands up in defeat and say, "Fine, but we're watching the Shopping Channel, I gotta buy the Wobbuffet punching bag," and flip to said channel. And right before the part where you're supposed to call in the station and purchase the product comes on, Pikachu changes the channel! I change it back as fast as I can, and its already moved on to the next product... so I beat my Pikachu senseless that night. And that's how Pikachu acquired brain damage. Its not that, its the fact that I saw what was under your hat, which is something nobody was ever meant to see. The intensity dissolved my eyes away. x( I'd consider that pretty good singing. Do you even eat? Ack! *Drops Vivi pieces* How is my brain receiving messages from your soul? None of this makes sense!
Never played Pokemon Channel so I find all shopping boring... except gaming! I'm that ugly?... Are we? I would think I sound like scratching a Blackboard! I guess my eyelids do... I forget how I eat. (It's not my brain sending this, it's my soul and it's ultra powerful so ner!)
That depends which shopping channel! Because if you ever played Pokemon Channel the Shoppin' Squirtle channel was actually pretty sick. *Eyes disintegrate* ...Now look what you've done. We're pretty good singers though. Your eyelids have teeth?? D: I forgot it on purpose because I didn't want to be completely unoriginal. =P ...Hey wait a minute, you're not supposed to send me telepathic messages, your brain is all askew!
The Shopping Channel! Probably *Takes hat off* Sooooo... what do you think? Neither do I... I bite you with my eye? I... I.... ermm... shhhh! ....(You forgot "We have the technology")
I don't know, I was asking you! Maybe all of your smarticles get stuck under that big hat of yours! POKEMON JOHTO! ...Those two were the only good theme songs, and I don't know the other ones well anyways. xD Awww, I was just tryin' to make you smile! But you had to go bitin' my finger even though you have no face... How did that work anyway? Well I certainly wasn't expecting that! *Picks up the remnants of Vivi* We can rebuild him!
What? Woohoo, didn't think of that! I'm so stupid sometimes! Okay okay! But you still 'Gotta catch 'em all!' And be the best that you can be~! ... *Bites Mage-y's finger but I have no face so...* I guess so... Whoa! *Explodes*
Well you know what else is annoying? Its okay, you're sick anyways, right? So you were already stuck at home. =] You've gotta sing it with feeling Vivi! Its a whole new place with a brand new attitude~! *Turns your grimace into a smile* Now you are! That's still quite a lot of drinks isn't it?
Your right, that is annoying. Awwww... *Cries* It's a whole new way to see, DoDoDo, DoDoDo. ...Vivi is not amused... Probably not... maybe it was 8000?
You know what else is cool? TaLkInG lIkE tHiS. ...Actually that's not cool, its annoying. xD *Vivi is grounded* Dun dun dun! Its a whole new world we live in! Doodoodoo doo doodoo doo! Awwww, but I don't wanna be unoriginal, nya! If you had that many drinks, I don't think you'd be alive right now!
