*Shoves you down my throat* ...You taste strangely of Cactaur Juice. You got a PSP, don'tcha Bibi? Did you get Persona today? Are so! =D I'll continue doing just that. Not swimming. The only time I'll ever find a need to learn to swim is once Blitzball is physically possible. Do it or I'll poke your eye out!
Alright then *Walks over* (Okay, we made a deal...) Alright Magey.... I'm not making excuses! Alright then... you win, don't swim. OUCH! I'm not going back on what I said!
Now come here so I can eat you. (You did not "win"! We made a deal.) Oh I'm sure plenty more nickname opportunities will come up for you~. Excuses! Heheh, yeah, I was making excuses. But I'm gonna have to go out of my way to learn to swim, since I don't know where to practice and I hate wearing a swim suit. *Flicks your forehead once more* You won't!
Awww! Okay! (I..I..Won!) Cool I like the name Bibi, remember there is a selection for you (Vivi, Bibi, VMM, Kyle.) EXCUSES!? Now that's a excuse! You can't swim, you can't swim, nanaaaaaanananaaaa! Ouch... Maybe I won't... maybe I will!
No! I'm the Immortal Big Bad Wolf. *God-Mod mode ON* (Fine, we have a deal!) And my nickname for you is Bibi. Since that would be how you would say it in Japanese, because they don't have the letter "v" in their alphabet. =P BIIIIIIIBIIIIIII! Excuses excuses~. I had lessons when I went to camp when I was 7, but it didn't work... I don't know if I'm physically capable of swimming. xD Its alright though, I don't like big bodies of water anyways so unless I'm deliberately dragged to a lake and pushed in I think I'll be fine. Don't say such things you silly mage! *Flicks your forehead*
But then you die right? (Okay, but no annoying ringtones!) No my nickname for you is Magey! I'll do it later! =P My mum put my in swimming lessons at age 5, then I kept swimming for 5 years... then I got lazy and bored with it, I also knew how to swim at that point and was learning how to save someone else instead. I guess so, I find myself hideous so let me say it.
No! I have to eat you first. => (You will! Plus all of my vengeful souls would tear your body apart.) Apology accepted, Bibi. Hou? Try and prove it then. I'm interested to know how you'd do it. =P Ah, that's what the second year of High School is called in America. And I don't have anywhere to keep trying in, except the ocean... which probably isn't a good idea. Putting yourself down isn't going to cheer me up!
Oh right, so I get a Woodcutter to brutally slice your head off? (I might...) Oh alright, sorry Magey. Nope, I in fact have watched more and I will prove it... some how.... Really? Well keep trying! and what the heck is a Sophomore year? Oh believe me, I put myself down all the time, I don't mind, I like cheering other people up remember?
Yes! Except you're Little Red and I'm the Big Bad Wolf. (You can't just keep eating all my souls! You'll get full eventually! Good! No more marshmallow-name calling! Oho, but I've lived longer than you have, therefore having much more time to see many more cartoons! I've been to summer camp with swimming lessons, and took lessons in my sophomore year of high school. Trust me, I really can't swim. xD I just... don't float. My P.E. teacher said it was because I have like, no body fat whatsoever. xD Well that's not a very nice thing to say about yourself... =P
BIG OLD EYES? What is this, red riding hood? (Then I'll eat that!) Damn, must be hard to keep attention on the things your doing eh? Alright I'm sorry, I don't want to call anyone fat. No your not, and I bet I've seen more cartoons than you! YOU CAN'T SWIM? No one can't swim, you just have to learn. Not exactly, I'll just show you a picture of me, probably will kill yourself!
I'm not surprised, with those big old eyes you've got. =P (You can't just eat my soul! My soul's soul will come back to haunt you!) Yeah, I still do, though I've been taking sleep aids every night for a couple years now to help counter it, but sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, you know. Because you called me a marshmallow! Whaaaat?!? Oh come on, I'm way too young to be your mother! ...And all I ever really watch are cartoons. So I haven't seen every one in existence, but close enough. =P Titanic did creep me out, yes. But I'm not scared of planes at all. Its really just boats... The fact that I can't swim probably has something to do with it. Or you'll poison me too? =O
Yeah, I see dead people. (I'll eat your soul and break your phone!) Haha, right. I had a problem with illness when I was in primary school. It's a shame, do you still have that disorder Miss Insomniac? No! Why would I call you fat? What the heck?! Have you watched every cartoon in existence, I mean your comparing to me! And games too! Your great, I would love you if you were my mother. xD (Called you old again!) Titanic got you scared? Are you afraid of Planes too? Yes, SO I BETTER BE YOUR FAVE! XD
You do? Why don't you ever record these miracles? (Well in that case, I might have to haunt you in the afterlife! Sorry. =P) Nah, college is a different story... I was mostly absent from high school. But it wasn't because I wanted to be, I used to get sick frequently and I have a sleep disorder so I had a hard time getting there. Especially because a lot of the time whenever I did go to school I'd spend my classes sleeping. Marshmallow? ...You callin' me fat? >:T I just recently watched the old Zelda cartoon again actually. Good stuff. Especially how Link makes a lewd joke towards Zelda in the beginning... That's totally in character for our silent hero of time. =P I can't even enjoy being on them, I'm too busy feeling frightened for my life. xD So its #1 or nothing, eh?
I guess so, I do see it happen all the time! (I don't care, I might see you once... Maybe and if you have that ring tone I will have to kill you! Sorry.) Your life? You never went to college? Oh I can, and I will marshmallow! Well excuse me princess! YouTube - Excuse me, Princess! Really? I think their exciting! No it's not, me not being his favourite new member is cruel!
Anybody can heal seemingly fatal wounds using sheer willpower, just nobody ever tried is all. =D (Awww but you won't ever even hear it! xD) Well its the story of my life to say the least. =P Don't start trying to surpass GIR when it comes to being random. It just... can't happen. Ohoho, I guess that's a good point... "Princess" also sounds younger as well. *Gleam* No! And I refuse to board that ship! I hate boats... Wow, that's cruel Vivi. =O
