You think I'm too young for marriage, because if not could you set me up with someone I hardly know from parts unknown like a good mother would? How are you?
But...but.....I'm hungry. ._.
You know where the kitchen is. ;p
Yay! So what's for dinner?
We all make mistakes. That's why I didn't chuck your stuff out of your room and turn it into a gym like I've always planned to do when you fly the nest. Welcome home, son! *hugs*
Why did you let me free? The outside world is mean and weird. Strange people keep offering me candy. o.O I want to stay here with meh mom. *hugs*
Hooray! I'm freeeeeeeee!
Freedom granted. =o
Right, right. So what are you waiting for? Give me freedom!
Because of time travel, I've not given birth to you yet. Therefore I can't write it down yet or the cosmos might erupt.
Uh, yeah, sure. Very carefully. A poisoned mommy is a dead mommy, you know. Hate to lose ya. ._.' And why am I NOT in that list of best things in your life? I have to say, I should be at the top of the list of your material belongings.
You DID check the date on the milk before you poured it in my cereal... right?
Here you go! *gives you a poorly served.....cereal and milk*
You know where the kitchen is.
Fine (even though I was adopted ). But next time you're making mine! Ahem, toast or muffin?
