Have you ever been to Detroit?
Why, yes, it is.
Is your name Carson, by any chance?
Thanks, whoever you are.
Oh, I'd just realized. Happy birthday to you! =]
Who am I? I am an American film actor, director, producer and composer. Or at least I assume so, judging by my name.
Who am I? I'm that person you think you know but are not sure because I know you but you don't know me. How is that possible? I don't know. Who are you?
Well that's very rude. I ask you a very intelligent question; one to which is rather pointless to ask, and therefore rather pointless to answer, considering that I don't need to be told who you are, yet it goes unanswered. Does that make any sense to you, because nothing I just said makes any sense to me?
Who the hell are you?
Bill Shakespeare was a big time homo, and homosexuality is the devil's work, so in a way, he and Mark Twain did collaborate to do the devil's bidding. Of course, the Twain family redeemed itself when Mark's great-great granddaughter, Shania, decided to be the most attractive thing to ever come out of country music. Needless, her music sucks, but I'd bang her.
If Mark Twain came up with such an idea, then maybe he's related to the devil? Which reminds me, did Shakespeare have any links to any of this?
No, electric fencing was invented Mark Twain. Or at least he was the first person to come up with the concept of electric fencing. That's true, by the way. I bet you didn't know that. Anyway, Mark Twain isn't the devil, he's just a boring as balls dead guy who people pretend could write due to the fact that he's dead.
The devil's work, huh? Well, I suppose the same holds true for, uh, electric fences?
Both power lines and dentistry is the devil's work. They are almost as evil as those conniving Guyanese.
No, the vultures get killed by the power lines that they crash into. Vultures are kind of stupid, really. And what's the case with dentists?
