Boo, you whore.
Justin Timberlake is part noodle.
Are you extremely excited about the return of JT to today's music industry? I think you are.
Wop-wah [more characters that detract from the hilarious minimalism of my post]
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Your FACE fails at life. ...I don't know. Majorca was brill, and hot. Very, very hot. There was a heatwave whilst I was there. Ah yes, the Spanish bartender. He was wonderful, I wanted to take him home with me haha.
You fail at LIFE, Haliebean. How was Majooooooorrrca? I see you've courted a handsome Spanish man, congratulations.
So sadly I didn't pass through/over Madrid and consequently I did not pee at your country, I'm afraid.
Lol that kid has a split personality
Yes. And I will be very, very insulted
Yeah, that's what I used, but I was wrooong. I zoomed in on my street and apparently it's actually in the Indian Ocean. Lol! So, if I do pass through Madrid whilst I'm on the coach or whatever and I use the loo at that exact moment, will my pee be aimed at your city?
You can use this to determine exactly where (zoom into your house even!) Antipodes Map - Antipodal location for any map point Turns out the exact opposite side of the world to me is a road between two villages near Madrid. That's bad ass. And yeah, I guess, but we'd kinda be also at an awkward upside down angle. I've always thought it weird that everybody goes to the toilet aiming at someone else on the other side of the planet.
Really? Coool. Google tells me that the antipode of where I live is a random part of the Pacific ocean that's south-east of NZ and south-west of South America. Does that mean you're upside down from me? Weird.
