Prove it. *cleans glasses*
Yes it is. *Adjusts hat*
Nope, it isn't. *strokes and strokes*
You know you want to... The urge is too strong to ignore! *Stokes own again*
Uhh..huh.... *strokes nonexistent beard again*
Dammit! I little bit of violence makes the world go around! *Stokes non-existent beard consistently*
I would do that, but no. Problem solved. *strokes nonexistent beard continuously*
That's a shame, punch your brothers lights out... Yay I have one!
Hmm, I would've gotten SO3 if my brother's birthday wasn't coming in the next two weeks. $12.99. Some mall about 3 miles away. Pretend like it's there. Now, you have a non-existent beard.
What can you get? *Tries to make a Non-existent beard* Doe's it really exist?
Of course I can't. No. My non-existent beard. Get your own.
Haha, well you can't get everything can you?... Oh please!
Nope. He's bored. He wanted new games for the Xbox. Because I said so. MY beard.
So your brother likes reading then? Smart guy! Awww, come on!
The "Diary of the Wimpy Kid" books. The latest two. The beard is non-existant. Only I can touch it.
