My e-mail address is my name, but you can't see that. Too bad.
Yeah, and Adam is only a pen name. You don't actually think I'd use my real name on the internet, do you?
No I didn't. Try to find it.
I don't want people to know what I'm doing. That's the whole point of invisible mode.
I will do no such thing.
No, I don't know her. I only listen to good music.
Who?
Who the hell is Final Fantasy's creator? It's that unknown guy, isn't it?
Yeah, I know. See, I told you she died. Skiing accident. She hit her head damaged something.
People who have flat lined before and been brought back have died before, because although their brain didn't stop functioning, their heart stopped beating. Benny, huh? Alright, I can live with that, Carson.
Qui-Gon Jinn was a Jedi played by Liam Neeson in Star Wars Episode I, and Natasha Richardson is his wife (Liam Neeson's wife, not Qui-Gon Jinn's wife), who died literally a few hours ago. Nobody cares about the fire, because there are always fires, but everybody cares about Natasha Richardson's tragic loss, because she's never died before.
What happened? Qui-Gon Jinn's wife died. That's what happened. I have no idea what those other people are talking about. Some lame ass fire in London, probably, but Natasha Richardson is much more important than that.
Man, there is some serious trouble brewing. I think something bad has happened.
It's alright. I think I made my point.
So I gave you a free vowel, Carson. Now you're really beginning to piss me off with this idiot crap. I know I'm the funny guy, but that doesn't mean I'm going to tolerate people disrespecting me. So either stop, or I'm going to report you.
