Everything seems fine... *they are on a small patch of land* And... we're back where we started. Great. I was rather quiet, back then... *flies all over the place* Wark?
*lowers glasses and looks at the sky* Hmmm, what happened now? No, we were born naturally with sanity and insanity is what I meant. But unless, you're telling me that you were a shell with no emotions until third grade? xD *is wondering why Ralz is flying* Watch out for those flying metal birds though.
*big boom* I could've started out insanse, but the strains didn't activate until sometime in the third grade? *skyrockets* *gets hit by a plane*
*equips sunglasses* We were all born sane and insane, man. Doesn't make much sense if you say you went nuts in third grade. xD *just watches* ......You know.... floating in the sky......
I can try... *mystical lights* But I've been nuts since third grade... *bounces* Wheee?
.....Undo what you did now, before what has been done cannot be undone. Aww, don't. That just means you're mentally unstable. *eats a popsicle while watching Ralz* To the boundary between the Earth and space!
Oh, no... I teleported an alternate earth and our previous earth on top of one another! ...I think I'll just kill myself. *spinning* I'll come back soon, so I can contain him. I have the rare steak right here.
I think it went away with the rest of the world? Or maybe a bunch of Chinese people found a time portal and took your money...? I heard some weird talking while I was looking in a shoe box. Oh, I forgot..... The third option. Whack you violently with this anvil next to me until you die completely. In a more friendly version, beating you with the same anvil about 1/4 to death. Dunno what you're talking about, so I'm just gonna watch you. I know where to hide~
*looks around* Hey, where's my money!? D8< Why do I have a feeling there's a third option, more painful than the rest...? o__O Its a quick little rasscle. Don't worry. If you can avoid him for 12 hours straight, he'll get bored. Until then, find places to hide.
Ay there, just took a look around. :3 But I would never do that to you, coz you're my friend. So instead I could have dumped a bucket of acidic chemi-I MEAN, ice-cold saltwater on your face. As for the thorns, I would have used some "Unknown Otherworld Food X Version 665.6" instead by shoving it down your throat with my bare hands. Chasing your tail? Or something like that? Is it too late to feed him properly? 'Cause I just remembered that I have a small bag of meat that's rare.... my face without the skin.
*returns to his house* Well, I hope no one's been going through my stuff... I still suffer greatly... >_> ....................... *runs in circles* *dog begins knocking down tree* Forgot to mention. When he's hungry, he goes to make a meal.
*is now looking around the room in present time* Well either way you'll die, but you picked the less-painful one. Sooooo..... What to do? Well, I kinda faced death alot, so this won't be much of a problem. I'll just sit on a tree.
*escapes angry chinese people* It was just one pack of chinese food, jeez! I think I'll take the drowning. ...................... *smacks face* Good luck to your survival.
..... *looks under Ralz's bed in present time, wandering about* It's not as bad compared to making you choke on a 6 inch crown of thorns. ......Well......This isn't what I was expecting.....*types with left hand* No.... o__o
*teleported back in time, and to China* Whoa, not where I wanted to be... O__o That wouldn't have been very fun. xD xD xD *voices breaks* .................. Is it rare?