Haha. Is there a particular reason you're saying so, or is it just my general lesbianish nature? My mom is a lesbian so I guess I would probably come by it naturally.... I've only had the pleasure of sex with dudes, though. But you might be onto something.
You could pass for a lesbian. Like, if you went up to some random person on the street and told him that you're a lesbian, I think you could convince him that you're telling the truth, even though you aren't. Then again, I don't know you, so you could very well be a lesbian... or a dude pretending to be a woman pretending to be a lesbian.
That doesn't even make sense? Why did I even ask that question to a woman? You probably don't even know who the Gruber brothers are. I'm gonna go ask someone with a wang.
You would.
Hey, who would win in a fight, Hans Gruber or Simon Gruber?
You got it.
You better.
Bless you?
I just sneezed twice, and it makes me very angry.
That's probably because you're a woman. Women tend to struggle with things, such as child birth. If a man was giving birth to a baby, that thing would be out, walking around, and doing quantum physics before the third trimester.
Good question. I struggle with it constantly.
I have never put my pig in a blanket. He has thick blood. Wait, why are you always talking about pigs? Is this because I said that only uncivilized pigs sleep naked? Why are you mocking me?
Ah, yes. Gangsters and thermometers. Like pigs and blankets.
Aw shit, ho! How 'bout them thermometers! That's what it would be like if I were a gangsta, and asking your opinion on thermometers.
Did you know that every time you sleep, various critters that live in your home come out of hiding and crawl around like freemen in the dark? Every time you sleep, bedbugs, wolf spiders, sea scorpions, and various baby mountain goats, among others, all find their way into all open orifices in the human body. Although I am also exposed to such hazards when I sleep, I wear pants, and therefore, a few of my orifices are cut off to entry. It's a proven fact that in the digestive system and inter organs of all pigs, there lies mass colonies of critters, hence why only uncivilized pigs sleep naked. It is something you should not be proud of. Sleeping naked is self-destructive.
