Totally, innit? Also, i has cake. Need i say more?
Okay, so like THA BEST OF THA BEST?
Daisy is your name...! We're not boring, just different
ANDY. ...Is your name! We are boring individuals, sir.
Hallo. How r u? I r spammin 2. How r u on diz dai? Y iz ur naym djinn? Can u halp me 2 do a post in finale fantisy foroom. Plz. Hallo.
HAI DJINN. I R EMO WOT R U? im goin 2 kut miself naw tlk l8r, k? LOLZ. Actually, I'm going to forcefeed people the food I made. YAY.
Just what i always wanted to be!
Yes, you can be a mongoose dog.
I want to reply to something said in your journal directed at Fishie; THERE'S CHEMISTRY KK?! Well, I think there is. You could cut the SEXUAL TENSION with a knife. Or it could all be in my mind.
You only have eight friends because you're unpoopular. Actually, you only have eight friends because you don't post a lot and are therefore underrated.
Oh dear, I sense an innuendo there. You'd better watch out for where Ally sticks those pickles. You might wake up with a slightly stretched anal region which smells strangely like vinegar. That could be interpretated in a number of ways.
zomg u sukk innit. lolz.
YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND. ...Or I will stab your face with a cat.