You are a fine gentleman, Che. How would you like to be a part of something great? I have a job opening at the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness. Are you interested?
I am the greatest man who has ever lived.
How's Kim Jong-il?
You goddamn Vietcong. You, your chopsticks, and your opium can go do hell!
**** America. Vietnam for life.
Do you know what's even more patriotic? I hate Russia and Vietnam. North Korea is pretty gay, too. So is Iraq.
That's pretty patriotic if you ask me.
No, not really. I didn't celebrate, I just worked for time and a half and made a shit load of money.
Did you have a patriotic 4th?
Rofl, totally.
So you don't wear red ties and you aren't a Methodist. What you and Jerry Moran have in common, however, are your stances on such things as environmental protection and carbon dioxide cap and trade legislation. You and Moran both oppose such things, and for good reason. Although environmental protection and cap and trade on carbon dioxide may be more healthy to the environment, it also increases the risk of putting hundreds of thousands of "unclean" power plants all across the United States out of business. That would leave hundreds of millions of Americans powerless and in a state of crisis.
What are you talking about? He's nothing like me. He wears red ties and is a Methodist, and I for damn sure ain't no moran.
Has anybody ever told you that you're very similar to Kansas Senator Jerry Moran of the 112th United States Congress?
Damn you and your charmingly witty remarks. I sometimes imagine you having a nice gentleman's mustache.
