There, there its going to be ok you can just have a little barial at sea deal and give the nice little penguin back to the wild where it came that should be rather inexpencive (yet it still says you care.). Then you can go to Waterworld and buy a stuffed penguin that looks the same as the dead penguin and put it on the stick cause you said the dead penguin didn't move much so the kids shouldn't catch on for a few years. Now if you don't mind I need to go clean my shoes off I think I stepped in your vomit.
Rly?? but but but I can't afford funeral arrangements right now! and what am I gonna tell the kids?! Omg! I think I gonna
I am no penguin expert however from the discription I have been given I would say your penguin is um... I don't know how to break this to you so I am just going to come right out and say it. I think your penguin is dead. In which case I would really hide it from peta there kinda touchy about that kinda stuff. lol
Idk the penguin rly doesn't seem to mind the stick much....or move around much either for that matter....he smells bad too. Is that a bad sign?
Why do you have a peguin on a stick? I'm not so sure peguins belong on sticks or that said peguin enjoys being on said stick. You might want to watch out for peta I am sure they would be upset to say the least
