Hello, Chief Inspiring Officer. I just wanted to drop in and tell you that I like your avatar. Black Butler is a fantastic show, and one of the only anime's that I'll actually watch.
Yeah, I have a lot of hobbies and interests, too. But even when I'm avoiding them, I'm too busy to be bored. I'm too good at each and every one of my hobbies to quit, but I'd really like to try new ones. Maybe I'll put some on hold. What awful, anti-productive, women. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. Oofa! The nerve! Here's teh cake! Happy 80th!
No cake or muffin is necessary, Mr. Mrs. Cyanosuke. I appreciate your acknowledgement of my birthday. My only birthday wish was for you to bake me a cake or a muffin. Though its alright that that wish didn't come to pass. Perhaps if you posted a picture of a cake on my wall, that will make up for it.
I don't know? How can people get so bored so easily? It's like they're not occupying their time with anything. When I have nothing to do, I occupy my time with reading, writing, swimming. Anything that I think is fun to do. And thank you. I'm not the only one who found it ridiculous that they couldn't change a set of batteries. The light bulbs I can maybe understand. They were, after all, florescent light bulbs. Those can be tricky. But when I changed them the first time, I had never changed them before. If I can figure it out, so can they.
Hey! Happy birthday! Had I known it was going to be today, I would've baked a cake or a muffin, or something! So, what's your b. day wish?
With such whiny, weak, lazy gender-fellows, tis true I feel reluctant to count myself among them, but I must admit I, too, occasionally find myself unable to do what should be the simplest of things. Only during sicknesses of course, but those women couldn't possibly have been all sick, and obviously had no excuse to make YOU change their light bulbs, or batteries... (that's just pathetic, by the way - BATTERIES? You can't change batteries? You don't deserve the right to vote, lady, if your women-rights ancestors would've taken one look at your flabs, they'd throw in the towel, girl.) It's times like these that I feel grateful to have been home-schooled. I don't know people enough to hate them. I do have a healthy dislike of general worthlessness, though, that's probably why I'm always busy. Speaking of which, what is with all those bored people?
Then again, I don't like stereotypical groups of men either. Or groups of people in general. I think I just dislike people.
I just get annoyed by stereotypical groups of women. Women in general, such as yourself, Mr. Cyanosuke, are cool.
I rise to your command, sir. Who requires my ice-world-of-hoth-boot in their ****?
The Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness needs you!
