Conversation Between Clint and Ralz

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  1. What is your opinion on planned parenthood?
  2. I'll be sure to use that information.
  3. It does indeed. So if you're ever flying an airplane and you need an emergency landing, call in to air traffic control and have them clear a runway on the interstate for you.
  4. That explains why I get dizzy on the road, and then for a moment or two, there is calm, and then back to dizzy... @_@
  5. he Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
  6. Of course...
  7. Applecheese... That doesn't make any sense, but thank you anyway.
  8. Thank you... My Applecheese Minister...
  9. Good. Good. The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader.
  10. I'm beginning to piece it together...
  11. I will give you a clue. I may or may not have been arrested for indecent exposure. Can you tell which one of those things is a lie now?
  12. Clever one, and I can't tell what's a lie and what's the truth!
  13. I passed a Coffee Bean House today, but I didn't buy anything. I just walked passed gingerly, smiling and whipping out my dong. Most of that is a boldfaced lie, but I'm not going to tell you which parts.
  14. Bagel fraps.
  15. Hot sauce.
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