I WAS the greatest president. George Washington was a ****, anyway. Truth is, I just never ran for a second term. Being President is overrated, and once you get tired of the constant parties and orgies that go on nightly at the white house, there's not a whole lot of glamor in the job. Also I pretty much did everything I wanted to do in my first term, so it'd be pretty boring throughout the second term.
Why were you never elected for a second term? Looking back on your history, I'd say you were a good president. You saved the country a lot of money, and you had a good foreign policy between us and Great Britain. A lot of historians tend to think of you as one of America's greatest president, so what the ****? Why didn't you get a second term, bitch?
