Hey, it's you! Have you ever eaten a beanstalk? Who are you? Why are you bothering me?
You are bizarre.
That is sort of the point.
See, I don't like that "whatever" shit. It's very dismissive, you know. I find it rude.
Whatever, dude.
Everything I post is sincere. Do you ever not doubt my sincerity?
Do you ever post something sincere?
I have many favorites. Dirty Harry, Gran Torino, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Two Mules for Sister Sara, Unforgiven, Space Cowboys. I could keep going, but I'll just stop there, because I'm old and forgetful.
Fair enough. What's the favourite movie you featured in?
I am Clint Eastwood. Don't doubt my identity.
Are you a fan of films with Clint Eastwood in general or do you just like him for his body?
Eh, that's a better answer than what I had. I was just going to say that assholes are funny as hell, and since it's fun to be funny, it's fun to be an asshole.
Well, I was just saying, as an American myself, it's best if you leave the U.S. criticizing to us Americans, because everything that's American or about America, belongs to Americans, and nobody else. You foreigners should just stick with what you do best, herding sheep in your third world countries. You'll only have a say about America if you actually become an American, but if you do that, you'll be too busy cleaning my house and doing my yard work to put in your two cents. Now, to my point, why is being a complete asshole so much fun?
I never said that alcohol was less dangerous. I merely gave reasons as to why marijuana is illegal. I mentioned the prohibition of alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, that's true, but I was never talking about alcohol. And to answer your questions, yes alcohol is addictive. Alcohol is not pure poison, unless if you're drinking pure 200 proof alcohol. If you have a beer or two or six, you aren't going to die from alcohol poisoning. And being drunk while driving a car is just as dangerous as being high, because perception is hindered in both instances. On a scale of one to seven with four being the most serious and the numbers moving away from four becoming progressively less serious, the harmful effects of both drugs are at a four.
Marijuana is illegal for a reason, mustachio. One, it's addictive. Two, it's unhealthy. Three, it's a gateway drug. Four, it increases the risk of anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts, schizophrenia, heart attack, heart disease, and respiratory problems. Five, it turns people into complete idiots and lowers their perception, so when they're high and driving, they either kill somebody, kill themselves, or kill everybody including themselves. Sure, more people die from the use of alcohol, but the only reason why that's legal is because when it was illegal, everybody and their mother was breaking the law to get it. A lot less people are smoking marijuana than drinking alcohol.
