Brilliant. Rubber, actually.
But he is secretly raising the kids to raid the entire town of its candy store! Flay Gunnar-inspired. xD ... Unless if it was plastic, then okay.
That could be a perfect guy who we think is a villain, but then we learn he's not a villain, so we waste hundreds of hours tracking him down only to find out he's a teacher. Mine did. O__o
A character that's crazy, has ridiculous strength, plotting world domination, is a jerk, and teaches kindergarden. (Not a villian.) Dolls don't melt.... not out in the sun.
What's that? Because kids are morons and leave their dolls out in the sun?
You know what we might want now? Why?
True. I was a kid.
Or more. Why did you leave it out in the sun?
I suppose. Could be none at all. Once, I accidentally left it in the sun. It melted.
At least it's not too bad. A few days ago I stomped on it so hard, one of the legs are about to come off.
Oh well. At least we follow the RPG Cliche of the bare minimum of females. Squeeze it... tighter, tighter... and then his head pops off...
I didn't think that I would notice it. Or, just take it out on some little astronaut toy. By squeezing it as tight as you can.
Seems like it. I wonder if any others will join. And dance while singing. That always cheers people up.
The group probably needs more girls. :\ I'm just one of the couple...... Or, wait, the only one? I'll just wear some yellow and dance with some negi.
Smiling also helps.