Nah, just if you're his wife :/ Which luckily, none of us need to worry about that :3
Then we're all screwed.
Hmmm, I just can't see him as a deviant breakfast joke creating person. What if O.J. Simpson owns Area 51?
Then again, what if Fate owns Area 51?
Yes!!! That makes perfect sense! The aliens are just there to distract us....*grabs hands* We should team up and expose the government for what they really are!!! Evil breakfast joke creators... >.< Lets go super sidekick!! *drags off*
Remember Area 51? I think it's actually a breakfast joke making facility.
Exactly! They could be located in Texas because, frankly, we can do/have some pretty weird stuff here. Ex. 1) Just cross the border, and you can legally marry your cousin Ex. 2) You can legally ride your horses on the road Maybe Poppity-pop-pop-pop Inc. could also be located in New Orleans, because some REALLY FREAKY stuff goes down there. o.o;
Probably, and their names is...................... Poppity-pop-pop-pop Inc.!
I wonder if there is a secret agency that just thinks of breakfast jokes....O.O
Oh, the various jokes about any kind of breakfast are many!
XD Have you seen the comedian whose whole act was about bacon? They had him on comedy central. He also made fun of Waffle House. "Why is it that a Waffle House sign always looks like a ransom note?" (They always have at least one light out.)
Bacon's good once in a while, but having it all the time is... well, it's unusual. "Honey, what are you having for dinner?" "Bacon." "Oh, and how about dessert?" "Bacon." "Uh.... Midnight snack?" "Bacon, shoudln't you know this by now?" "I should've married the monkey..."
The thought of that scares me a bit. XD I think I'll stay away from bacon for awhile now
Bacon Bacon, Double Trouble!
*Gets an idea* What if you wrapped bacon in bacon, then deep fried it? Would you get double the bacon flavor? What would you even call it? "Deep Fried Heart Attack"?
