Your money, eh? You gonna buy drugs? No way! All my books are in mint condition! I'd rather use a nail bat... Alright, what kinda illegal things should we sell?
Not a criminal. I just want my present. =D But you're not suppose to rrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn. ;] Fight back with your own books. Dictionaries hurt. How about we both run a black market? xD
Shiny Claws gets treated like a criminal? xD That's because I always associate books with fun and learning, not pain! Books are my friends and you use them against me. ;A; Okay okay... lets negotiate stocks.
But you're not Santa Clause. You're Shiny Claws. =D You always run away and hide when I threaten you with books. =P You man (wo)man up and face me. =D But you've had about twenty-five of them already. xD
Sigh, Santa was never subject to this kind of treatment in the past... Alright, as long as this device doesn't cut off my hand or something. To stop my habit of hiding? You lost me, Fate. What? xD Just give me a second, I'm thinking!
It'll be an open and close device where you trade the money for the cookies. =D But making it... That's a different story... Then let's tell Kyle we're having an intervention to help stop... Erm... Your habit of hiding. =D Ah-hah. So it isn't me who's hard to negotiate with, it's you!
Hmm, alright... What on earth kind of device could that be? xD We should. =D Interventions are fun! Except when they're happening to you, probably. Uh, well now I have to think of something to negotiate with you about.
I'll set up a device that won't give you the cookies until you give me the present, then. ;] We could always do one just for fun =D I'm easy to negotiate with. Try.
I dunno man, I get pretty focused when I eat. But I'll try. Awww, and I so wanted to do an intervention too... Not so much "scary", just difficult to negotiate with. xD
Yayzles! I'll have a whole plate of cookies for you. =D Just... don't get too focused on eating that you forget my present. xD Change of plans. It turns out that I got the wrong person. He doesn't lie after all. =O I'm that scary? =p
I will! I've got crazy reindeer after all! I'll be there five seconds after the clock strikes midnight on the 23rd. But if we tell him about it, he'll say he'll be there, but it'll be a lie and he'll bail. =O Haha, as long as you aren't wielding a book! =)
November 23rd, ma'am. And you better come fast while the cookies are fresh and warm. ;] Tell him that the intervention is at noon next Saturday. We'll all confront him and help him stop. Lying is not good. Not good at all. =O He needs to know that. >=O I'm so nice, aren't I? ^^;
Oooooh, when's your birthday? I want those cookies...! Tsk tsk, compulsive lying is a serious problem... We should have an intervention. Awww yay! No bruises! <3
Of course! White fudge ones. =D He never tells a truth. Not one. =O I decided that since you'll be making an exception for me... (><) *huggles*
Hmm, maybe just once, but there had better be cookies waiting there for me! He's totally crazy. Trying to accuse people of such terrible things... for shame. At least you and I know better. I love you too? xD Hey wait, what ever happened to your "wrath of the textbooks"?
