What, there can't be more than one Clint Eastwood?
Honestly that makes absolutely no sense. It makes so much no sense that it makes perfect sense, unlike this sentence. The Flying Asians can't capture the Laser Vision Seals, because the seals have been programmed by Skynet to strike out and destroy everything in it's path. If the Flying Asians get too close, the seals will kill them, too. But, if the Aqua-Caucasians are somehow able to sneak up and blindfold the seals, and if the Asians can release the blindfolds from the seals' eyes at exactly the right moment, then perhaps, just perhaps, the seals can be used as a weapon to destroy the flying carnations.
Oh, right. I know about those. I saw one last Tuesday when I was walking my dog. No, I wasn't walking my dog, I was just walking. My dog was nowhere near me. In fact, I believe that I was carrying a broom. No, I wasn't walking, I was sweeping. That explains the broom. They are dangerous. I got spitted on by one of the devil-flowers, and it burned some skin off of my right arm. No, it wasn't my right arm, it landed on the broom. Burnt right through the handle. And it was Friday, not Tuesday. And it wasn't last week, it was three years ago.
What the hell is a flying carnation?
If not them, the Space-Midgets will. There are far too many threats in this world of ours. We're not safe underwater due to laser beams from seals, we're being burgled by penguins, and everything in outer space is in danger of the horrors caused by the infamous space midgets.
The thieving penguins can be dealt with easily enough. We get some of those Flying Asians to pick them up, and since penguins can't fly, all they would have to do would be to drop them from a great height to ensure instant death upon hitting the ground. The laser vision seals, however, are harder to defeat, because Asians can't swim, and Aqua-Caucasians would be vulnerable, even under water, to the laser beams emitted by the seals.
Those damn dirty laser vision seals! I knew that they were too cute to not be working for the Germans, but I convinced myself otherwise! If I were president of the United States right now, which I could possibly be at some point, considering that although I was a Canadian for over ten years, I was born in America, I'd find where the seals have collected themselves as a society, and I'd nuke the all.
Are you serious? All these years, I thought that the Titanic hit an ice berg, but in reality, it came into contact with a couple of laser vision seals. And the Lusitania wasn't really bombed by the Germans, which means that America could have indeed stayed out of the first World War. Do you think the laser vision seals were working for the Germans?
You still never explained the laser vision seals. Are they seals, or Navy SEALs? I've been assuming that they're Navy SEALs, but I could be mistaken. Or mistooken. Whichever word you prefer.
Thieving penguins? What the hell are you talking about? What do thieving penguins have to do with Space-Midgets, Flying Asians, or Aqua-Caucasians? Laser vision seals, you say? Are they the seal kind, or the Navy SEAL kind?
Yes, space midgets. You know, the kind of midget that disrupts intergalactic harmony, causing many, many problems within our solar system. That should be common knowledge.
Ever heard of space midgets?
No, it isn't a real word, but Feyz is, and that's why it's a better name. If you don't change your name back to Feyz, then I'll be forced to change my name to Dr. Edward Pelton.
You should change your name back to Feyz. This new name is annoying me.
Too many politics in that group, man. Not a good place to be. That idiot mod was too serious and judgmental. I can't believe she was actually left in charge.
