C'mon, don't do it. I-I can be evil. ''Roar, fear me, I'm bad, I'm bad.''
Be fair, you were warned.
Noooooooooo! Please, anything but that! Have mercy, you monster!
No, you need to see this, and it is only the first step of many *evil laughter*
Me, too. I'm not backing away from this- Aagh, nudie magazine! Take it away!
It's on now, I never back away from a challenge, and I have all the time in the world.
I'd like to see you try. I'm uncorruptable. He he.
Very, thank you. I will corrupt you in no time at all
You got me there. To be honest, I just pictured you whacking someone with it. Oh, goodness, now random thoughts are popping in my head. I hope you're happy.
You really do NOT want to know what picture just popped into my head with that one. You can play the innocent all you want, but you know you love it
Then I'll just be the good, innocent bystander of the two. ''No, older cuz, you can't do THAT with a fire extinguisher!''
I will be smarter after I sleep, but the fact that I am evil will never change. It should prove to be very interesting.
Well, we can't have two meatheads running the place. One of us needs to be the smart one, and I know I'm just gonna have to PASS on that one.
Ummm... you might want to think about that one, I am devious, not exactly "brains or the operation" material. But oh well, conquering the world does kinda sound like fun, I'm in. We can start after I sleep again, which will not be soon.
Then that we shall do. With your brains and my (not so huge) muscles, we can conquer the world!