You are the very definition of heroic and inspiring. You are a true role model, and are the very personification of what everybody across the globe should aspire to be. That was what I used to think about you, but not anymore. I am disappointed at you. I thought you were cool, man, but you lied to me. You aren't an idiot with hair. You're just a guy pretending to be an idiot with hair. I want my innocence back. I hope your intestinal track gets plagued by kidney stones, you dickhead.
Think it's been a couple months now, actually. Don't quite remember how long, though.
Thanks. I was going to think up something funny to say, but I got side tracked by the little MOD thing next to your name. When did you become a mod?
Happy birthday, man. So it's your 21st? Been a lot of people's 21st this year. Have fun. And remember to eat something other than beef jerky and cake (While we're on Walt Kowalski references.)
Thank you, sir.
So I've been seeing a particular name resurface, that I thought I wouldn't see again. Welcome back, sir.
