Happy birthday, one-arm (as in, you hug with one arm). Hug people with two arms on your birthday. Or not, because it's your birthday, and you can do what you want. Don't hook up with anyone shitty. Unless you want to?
Haha... I would give it my best shot. Speaking of little redheads... I PUT UP TINY ALLY PICTURES YAY.
I was thinking Wilma, but you probably could pull off Pebbles too
Well, you can always tell them that if they were any good they'd be at Juilliard. That should piss them off. And the boot is always laced up, it just needs an ass.
Professors. I'm not pretty enough for film work, basically. And I accept that. But I'm tired of having it thrown in my face in front of peers. It's kind of embarrassing. Thanks for volunteering your boot, though. Very awesome of you.
Who, may I ask, said you weren't pretty? They're gonna get a complimentary boot to the ass.
no way, cause when i get 100 posts im gonna buy the moon and charge you posts to visit!!!!1111eleventy!!!!
Haha srsly. I'm gonna ride my dragon to the moon!
when i get 100 posts i'm gonna go on a pony ride!
I'm a big fan of both Newcastle and frozen pizza. And to be fair, I'm pretty sure that only Kentucky gets mint julep... yknow with the Derby and all.
YOU'RE A TWAT. Southern people can be very classy. Mint julep and shit... Today, I purchased Newcastle brown ale and a frozen pizza to be imbibed/ingested this Friday. Mm.
And your birthday wishes are on facebook.
Yeah it's never easy, but it's just something that had to be done, and it was getting pretty obvious. I bet you feel a ton better now though, cause I've done it and it was like the weight of the world was off my shoulders.
Thank you, Pete. Hardest shit ever, omg.
I'm still waiting for my callback
