I know a good way. Have you ever seen Caligula.....
Ah, geez. Must we go through this again? Must I be the one to show you how to use it?
Have you forgotten so soon? Corruption was my personal quest, world domination is the one we share. That one should keep us busy for awhile. Now where did I put that fire extinguisher..........
So where do we go from here? Surely our mission cannot continue with two yangs.
I will proudly accept your blame, mission accomplished
But I am! -displays big chibi eyes- Ah, screw it. You figured it out. I blame you for corrupting me this much, though.
Good luck finding me, it will never happen You cannot possibly be THAT innocent, I am not fooled.
No! What makes you think I want that? I think I'd just stalk you until you notice me.
I will let you watch some more movies.......
Well, what if I did find you? Would I get a prize? Nah, j/k. Or....am I?
That is what I like about Texas, it's so huge that you could look forever and never find me
Yay you feel better. I knew I could do it. And you don't live that far from me. I'm from the Midwest, though I won't reveal where just yet. Being wary of even weirder stalkers, ya know. o.o
You aren't the only one, looking younger than you are runs in the family. I feel sooooo much better now, thank you.......I can't be too mean, so I will apologize in advance for the sarcasm
To be honest, I get complimented for looking younger than I really am. How do YOU like them apples. Tell ya what. If it makes you feel better, I like older women as friends than younger women. At least I won't be accused of pedophilia. o.o
You are forgiven The best part is that you are not that far behind me, soon enough you will be an old man. How do you like them apples
