Dodie, I have done the worst thing imaginable. By you thinking that I actually paralysed your hands, you were focused on it. And that was the perfect time for me to make my move! I have taken your voice! Mwhahahaha! Try talk, I dare you! I used to love watching Pokemon but I only watched until after the second season. And your about right, there is around that many Pokemon now, and me too! I loved Mew, especially in the first movie! xD You're not that old Dodie, in fact, I bet you cause lots of trouble like TPing someone's house, egging cars and graffiti. You don't even have enough wisdom to fill a single cell... all your knowledge just passes between your ears, never to be seen again. I'll listen to the things you say, if you can beat me in a race! I'm pretty slow for a thin person actually. I never denied that you were a weirdo, in fact I agree, but I've seen worst. Oh, not this again. All right, lets get this over with; Sephiroth sucks, he's crap, blah, blah... I beg your pardon... actually, you may be taught about this war over in America but here, we don't care and I know nothing of the war. I just wanted to start a argument. The only thing I know is something called the Boston Tea Party. Our military is in the same standard green colour as yours is, it's the Queens royal guard that are in red... stupid. You probably think that we're still ruled by the Queen too. Haha. I'll just wait for your sanity to break. What's with all the British hate, all of a sudden? We do not think it looks cool, once again, they are the Queens Royal guard and are just there for show mostly. They are solders but our marine and army colours are the same as yours. Kuja killed them, you admit it. Just because they come back to life, doesn't mean that he didn't kill them... plus I really don't want to get into another long winded argument about how Sephiroth is this, and how he is that! I didn't expect a full response, if anything I would of thought you would be the one to say what I am saying now. No more talking about the crappy villain or that mediocre game. Okay? Now can we, for once, actually get along and talk about something we generally agree on. All right, I knew that, I just want to get under your skin. I've already read the Ansem Reports. Okay... Fine. I know what you mean... -_-'
If you paralyzed my hands, then how am I typing now? Yet ANOTHER flaw!!! I used to watch Pokemon, but I never played it. My brother did. How many Pokemon are there now? Like 400, right? When I was into the series, there was just the 151 of them. Mew was my favorite. ^^ I am old, so it doesn't bother me to be called that. You know what old people have a lot of? Wisdom. Which means I am much more wise that all you young whippersnappers. You all had better listen to the things I say to you! *shakes cane* I am a weirdo....like Gonzo! Except I don't have a thing for chickens. I have a thing for Sephiroth. =D We didn't cheat. You guys were the ones that decided to tax us to death, and didn't even bother to come over to the continent to do so! "No taxation without representation." Does that little saying ring a bell? And you know what's really sad? The mightly British Empire was defeated by a bunch of colonials. What does that say about your military? "Oh look at us in our fancy red tailcoats, that way we can be easier targets for the rebels!" I don't think you have to try. You're getting me there pretty quickly. Says the british kid. You guys thing this looks cool. Uhhh.... No villain killed the team. The game would be over if they did. Granted Kuja annihilated your team after you faced him in the Crystal World, but then your team gets brought back, so that doesn't count. As for the planet Terra, it was just asking to be destroyed. It was a dumb place filled with dumb, soulless genomes. Kefka may have ruined the planet, but he lost sight of what he truly wanted, and thus he also failed. My "momma's boy" did summon a meteor, and it was still there, hanging as a threat in the sky for all of the planet to witness even after his temporary setback. Also, Seph can keep coming back time and time again, because he has become one with the planet and can control the very nature of the negative lifestream. How many villains can say that they've done that, or can even come back. Zero. That's how many. Oh, and as for Aeris' death, she had it coming. So really, he did a great justice by eliminating her out of the picture. I'm pretty sure Tifa was happy that she was gone. Zexion is very advanced for his age. He would mop the floor with anyone by using his superior intellect. And no. He's not pretending. Read the Ansem reports (the real ones) and you'll see that he was an apprentice, which means that Ansem the Wise saw promise in Ienzo at such a young age and made him an apprentice. Hahaha! RENO WANNABE!!! Nomura even said that Axel was based off Reno's design. EDIT:: I just got to thinking. We argue an awful lot... I don't think that's a healthy thing for us to do.
Oh, you know what?! *concentrates* ARGGG! * paralyses your hands* Now what? You can't at anymore, so take that! So, there isn't a flaw in my play whatsoever. It's a shame you have to think like that, have you never played a Pokemon game? Gary was a friendly rival, at least, in the end. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Did I mention, Hahahahahahahaha! I guess you'll be called old from me too, from now on. I guess that everyone grows up but there's always one which is still a little kid. (you.) You are, in fact, the biggest weirdo I know... okay, okay that's a giant lie, there's a lot of people that overshadow you in weirdness. I guess you've been beat again. "I guess that they felt like they had to make a remake of VII in a way, like the train ride, the scorpion boss and a black man that's skilled with ranged weaponry" as quoted by Ralz. They just have to go too far... Oh, well that's good to know that you'll never stereotype me! I stereotype the Australian people too. Weonly lost because you guys cheated! They brain wash you guys over there. We are the good people and they are the bad, I mean come on, how can you trust a country that had Bush as a president for SO long... Thanks again for the compliment. I'll try anyway! They do not look ridiculous! They look cool... You know who looks like he wants to be insulted? Yeah, it's Sephiroth! And I'm going to ridicule him SO much! I mean what kind of villian can't kill the team. Kuja destroyed a planet, okay? Kefka ruined the planet! Exdeath fused the planets! And the list goes on, but your mama's boy just summoned a meteor, that didn't hit, and he didn't kill anyone but Aeris, and may I add, very cheaply. Your Zexion is a little kid, I mean around the same age as my niece Ellie, and I can tell you that kids that age are not smart. He could just be wearing the labcoat, pretending his a scientist. Don't you dare compare him to that... that... fiend!
Nooooo!!! Oh, well. There's always... CONES!!! Hahaha... Yet another flaw in your plan! Ah. I always associated "competitors" with "opposition" and ultimately "enemy". Guess I was wrong. It was fine for the first few hours of play, but yeah, it got pretty boring. No. When you get old like me, you run out of friends that like to play games. I never really had any friends that played games anyway. Oh, I hear you on the multiple trophies, but I still liked that rush I felt when I got a new one! I know. I'm a loser. =P Oh, I know! It's like, of all the characters to use, they went with a CLOUD?!?! Why wouldn't they just let Lightning be her own character...? No. I'm don't stereotype people THAT much, unless you were Australian, but then you'd just be asking to be stereotyped like that just because it's so easy and fun. Yeah, you can fight my country again...and lose...again. You think that because it's your work. We always find fault in our own works. I think you both are amazing at what you do. ^^ You're going to make me develop some sort of a complex... How can I not insult them when they look THAT ridiculous? They're just asking to be insulted, like Australians are just asking to be stereotyped. Also, he has a stupid haircut. Uhh... No he doesn't. He's like...6 years old or something. I'm pretty sure he's out of "nappies" or whatever by that age. Also, he's smart. You can tell he is because he wears a labcoat. All smart people wear labcoats. You fiend! I will continue to say Axel isn't awesome, because he's a Reno ripoff, has stupid hair, and he used frisbees as a weapon when he was Lea.
Well, I guess you'll never be able to eat it cold ever again! Mwahahaha! You were a fool to try to even think that you could think about thinking that you could beat me! You're a evil little woman... But I'll find other things to annoy you and you'll soon fall into a everlasting madness! Well if you look at the description for the word rival, you can see that it only show competitors, not enemies. So really, it isn't a oxymoron. You must have been pretty bored to do that alone... don't you have a friend that can play with you, or do they suck at the game when you get them to play? xD Oh, I like that mini-game too, but I hate how you start to get the same trophy around 15 times and it basically wastes your hard earned coins... though to be honest, what else can you spend the coins on? :/ I never thought of that. How dumb am I! I've got all the FF games for the GBA and all the Zelda games and Pokemon too, but I never thought to try get the original Zelda game... :S I love comic relief characters, they are needed in a game with a "Cloud" actalike in it. I hope you don't think we talk in Old English and say guv'nor a lot, because if you do... well ask Fate what'll do. I like my voice, but I barely notice a accent. I sound like a 10 year old though! xD Maybe all we do is play tricks! Can we fight your country again? I want to come over but the only way I can do that is if we own your land. xD Thanks for that, but I think Fate's better than me, I love shiny. My birthday is in March which I'm pretty happy about. I just have to Dodie... it's in my blood, remember? You'll never get another one! You're just inferior! Mwahahahahahahaha! *cough* It's pretty good, because exploitation is fun and it's not counted as cheating. I told you, and as I said: Your heart said AWESOME! You may not be thinking it, and you may not even know it's there you think he is awesome! I knew it, I just knew that your Kingdom Hearts filled mind couldn't resist such a feast of information. Don't ever try to insult his frisbees! You're character still wears nappies in this game so don't give me lip! I'm happy they did what they did. I'm grouping you with them as long as you say that you think Axel isn't awesome.
I wanted my icy cream... Oh well, I guess I'll just have to wait 'til it melts and then just slurp it up! Hooray! No, it wasn't nice of me at all to say those things....and you know what? Take a look at this. Mwahahahaha!!! So...delightfully...EVIL!!! I always thought that the term "friendly rivals" was a bit of an oxymoron. I have beaten the storymode, unlocked all the characters, and completed most of the challenges. Some of them are waaaay out of my league though. My favorite mini-game is the one where you shoot the coins to collect the trophies and stickers. I run out of coins too fast though...so that's when I actually have to play the game to earn more coins. >.> You have an emulator, right? I'm sure there's a rom out there for the original Zelda. I think Sazh will be awesome. From what I saw, he seemed really funny. I guess that's his job, since he is a comic relief character. I <3 british lingo, and accents too! Everything you all say sounds very educated to me. =D Or maybe that's just a trick you people play? It's your call if you decide to change it. I always like the banners that you make. You and Fate both do an excellent job. FFXIII? Yeah, it's sometime in March. I can't wait! But I guess I have to... Why must you spoil my ONE victory for me!?!? No matter. I'll have another one soon enough. Nope. That one was news to me. Funny how the PSX games have glitches like that though. Sometimes tough love is the kind most needed. I have no heart, so how can it say anything? Okay, yeah I do have a heart...but I still don't think he's awesome! My curiosity got the better of me, but the voicing sounded a little weird. Haha! What is that he has in his hands? Are those supposed to be frisbees!?! Lame... Isa looks cool though, but he's still not awesome either. Not ever since he had a hand in that one matter of which I wish not to think about... *sniffle* I know... I don't like being grouped in with people like that, but I still love that game, even if it gets a lot of hate.
I'm using my powers! *bends a spoon* Mwahahahahaha, you can't eat ice cream now! Now, that wasn't very nice, was it? You made me feel very sad. Our rivalry has some kind of friendship in it, but I'm the better friend. (See what I did there?) Well, don't say you only have one fighting game every again! I bet you are! Have you done all the challenges and the story mode yet? Have you tried all the mini-games too? I hate that you have all the classic game demos on the game but you have to buy the actual game. I want the original Zelda to play on! I like Hope, Sazh and I think I might like Vanille because she seems like the lively girl of the game! You have to have a lively girl! Okay, I failed... don't rub it in, love. xD British lingo! I like my Vivi banner too, but I'm thinking about changing it. Not sure yet. Fate will do it! I know he will! When is it released again? March? Oh, gosh. The Japanese are rather weird, aren't they? Haha, it's 5 yeah. I just love a victory, especially when I beat someone who is so determined in proving they are right, like you. You may of won once but I'm not bothered. (It hurts to know that.) You didn't know?! I think that glitch is in Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and IX. Jecht cares but he has TOUGH LOVE! I know what your words were. You said that but your heart said AWESOME. It's not gameplay, just a video of Axel looking young. It's in Japanese so you won't know what they are saying anyway. I know that I can make yu watch it, so why not just watch it now and save me the trouble. Not all the time? Hmm... All Americans sounds kind of the same to me... just a little though. I knew it, it's because of them, that you as a fan are ridiculed for Final Fantasy VII being your favourite.
Oh, I forgot about that little stipulation of his. Don't strain yourself by overusing your powers. I wouldn't want you to get an anuerysm. Then who would I have to contend with? Wait...on second thought go ahead and keep using your powers! Yeah, I knew you had Dissidia. I was just checking over our last convo and I mentioned the only fighting game I had was Brawl. Oops. I am boss of the battlefield with Metaknight, but that's because I've only played with the computer as an opponent. Speaking of new characters, who do you think you'll like in FF XIII? At first, I thought that I would like Snow and Yaag Rosch the most, but I think that Fang is looking like she'll be an interesting character. Yes. You failed on that one my friend. But it's okay. I like your Vivi banner now. It suits you. I'm pretty sure that he's gonna make it. He does have a lot of determination, but he's not counting down the days until the game is released anymore. =P I consider that a half-victory. It depends on how you look at things whether that's a man or not. In the American release, Poison is a post-op transvestite, but in Japan, Poison still has a...*ahem*...and just has it tucked away. Is there such a thing as being both? I suppose that would be called a hermaphrodite then. Yes. You win...again. How many times is it now? 5? I lose count. But I still have my ONE victory over you, and it's forever tainted your record! And yes, before you ask, that victory was delicious. I didn't know about the regen glitch. I learned something new. =D Jecht gave you cookies?!?! I want one... My words were "He was an interesting guy". I don't see where I said "awesome" in any of our past convo. Also, that's a link to some BBS gameplay, huh? I WON'T WATCH IT!!! Even if I want to really, really badly. =P Not all the time, but I can tell a fake southern United States accent when I hear one. Especially when they try too hard to sound southern and just sound dumb. Ahaha... I suppose I am. Just goes to show that even fans don't really like super fans.
NOOO!!! I have to switch controllers, quick! Wait, oh no... I'm not using a controller! I guess I'll let him take control. Fair enough, I'm going to brainwash you, right now! *vein pops our of forehead* Argggg! It's no use! Damn you kittens! Oh, me too! But I already told you that... I think. I think it is fun, for a while anyway. Toon Link is awesome! I just thought that Metaknight's jumping sword attack was rather good. Pretty... It's was awful, period. I know, he seems to be in love with the young new characters in games like Hope, Leon, Leo... etc. You mean like our unspoken deal that I'd keep a Kingdom Hearts banner for 3 months... which I ultimately failed. He'll make it, I'll make sure he will! My god, that's a guy?! xD Oh, I win again? Well I guess it was inevitable! I always savour my victories, but after a while Dodie, after winning so many times... the taste of victory becomes meh. It always come easy for me. I already knew about the opening the lid, I used to do it in Final Fantasy 7 with regen. The End kills bosses too, if I remember correctly. Jecht was the nicest person I know, he gave me cookies and told me I was a crybaby! xD No, you admitted he was awesome, and even if you think that he isn't, this will change your mind: Ven meets Axel (Lea) and Saix (Isa) That will convince you! I do like him because of that and yeah, I can tell a fake british accent from a real one... most of the time. Can't you? I am proud! You should be too.
Well, it's no wonder you did. We were talking about Psycho Mantis an awful lot. Perhaps he invaded YOUR mind? Oh noes! I guess I'll just have to take my chances then, but it doesn't hurt to try. *prepares tinfoil hat* Oh, I forgot. I own Dissidia as well. It's still not fun by yourself though >.> Toon Link FTW!!! I also like Metaknight. Yeah, I heard that online for Brawl was pretty awful, because of the time constraints. Haha... I just got into a convo with Fate about Leo. He made a new avi that has that character. I think once FFXIII is released, he's going to use it, because we had a deal that he had to keep a FFXIII-inspired avatar until the game gets released in the States. I told him that I didn't think he would make it. So far he has. >__< You know what else we got into a convo about? Gender ambiguity of video game characters. I asked him if he thought this character was a girl or not. Heehee. Oh, those tricky Japanese. Okay, fine! I concede this argument. Savor your victory my friend, for it will not come so easy to you next time! I lost the charger to my DS, so I haven't played any 358/2 Days in a while. I could always snag my cousin's charger though. Yeah, Selphie's The End was handy to have. I had to cheat to get it to work for me. Do you know that you can have all the time in the world to look for that spell if you pop the lid to the console? Haha! Jecht was a douche. But I'm sure that's just his way of showing that he cared, which is kinda messed up. I wouldn't take it that far, sir. I just said he was an okay character. By no means does that equal awesome. You'll have to do a lot more convincing than that to prove his awesome-ness to me. You like Liquid Snake's voice because it's british like yours. Btw, can you tell if someone is faking a british accent? Ah... 200 lives sent to uber-fan oblivion. I hope you're proud of your work.
Well, actually Dodie... I got confused, I was thinking of the Praying Mantis when writing it. I guess that I have Psycho Mantis on the mind. I guess I could increase brain power, that ultimately increase my brainwashing/teleporting performance. Tinfoil hats don't do anything for humans silly, just cats. I also have Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I found it great, the music was great, the characters were great especially Snake and Toon Link! I bet you can't get online with it either. I played online for 20 minutes and realised that you have to wait 10 minutes for a match and the lag you get isn't good either! :/ Leo is a awesome character too, but the problem is that no one knows Leo's gender. Nothing in the game or his/her clothing shows it. In fact, he is... *cries* That's were the hate comes from, my former-best-friend too! *cries harder* I'm sick of all the talk about Axel being the bomb and Zexion is a zero... I found him hard to use but I teamed up with my friends and one was Luxord and the other was Marly. I stuck to my Roxy! I hate trying to fight Xion on my own with other Organisation members! It's too hard, but I did it... once. I know that, but it's also for his personality. (If any...) Without it, maybe he would have had a soul and not such a whiny little biatch. ;P I don't know about his clothing, meh. His everything makes me cringe, I need Selphie in my team to balance it out, and her awesome limit break. I hate people who don't like the cheery people. I also hate people who call him a cry-baby. Well, so does Jecht but he's a exception. I knew you couldn't withstand the awesomeness which is Axel. I get that after a while you'd start to miss your friend and go after him but he's like PMSing over the poor kid. I still like Axel but if he went TOO far, like stalker far. I guess in the end though, he realised what a little girl he was being and eventually opened up a little to Sora. I like the scythe myself but his voice is... *dribble* I think that a few voices that are orgasmic for me but I only remember a few. Liquid Snake is one though. "Brother!" *dribble* Oh, Sephi... Ugh. I give up... I just killed around 200 people, but it'll last forever.
I thought grasshoppers only ate plants, since you know, they're herbivores. Also, I don't think they partake in "sexual cannibalism". I know that praying mantis' do, and a lot of species of spiders do it too. I didn't think that you would use your advanced brain powers to control my mind from across the pond. Whoops. Looks like I'll have to wear my tinfoil hat at all times so I can keep you blocked out of my brain. The only fighing game I have is Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and it's not fun playing it by yourself. I'll have to look up some videos about Leo, and hear the voice. I used to watch Pokemon when I was younger. Heehee... I hope your brother isn't one of those uber-fans of VII. =P If he is, then it's no wonder why you don't like it. And I can't stand all the talk about how you think Zexion is FTW and Axel is WTF. ;-D Zexy is hard to use as well, at least for me he is (*is disappointed*). I guess it's easier if you have more people that you can team up with, but I suck at those missions with the Organization members. Marly is good to use though. People love Squall for that smexy scar he has on his face. Without it, he would look rather plain. Oh, and his furry jacket is kind of cool. But his loner attitude kills everything else for him as a character for me. I don't get why a lot of people hate on Tidus though. I mean, I thought he handled everything that happened to him well and adjusted pretty good considering all the crap he went through. I guess most people don't like cheerful and upbeat characters. Shame. Yep. I finally broke down, but he's still not my favorite. And yeah, I hear you on the whole "desperate lady" thing. Like, come on Axel. It's time to move on. Roxas is not a part of the Organization anymore. Let him go back to being a part of Sora now. =P I like Marly, because he's PINK!!! And flowery. And has a scyth. And yeah, his voice is rather enchanting. Not orgasmic for me though. This voice is though. HAWT!!! You know how many times I would turn on Dissidia and hear the voice clip for his character? You don't wanna know. Well, looks like you have a lot of slaughtering to do.
Grasshoppers do hunt though, they even cannibalise... Which is actually the female grasshoppers that do that but still... It's not a flaw, I'll just teleport over to you or I'll use my mind to possess you and make you huggle yourself! xD I have got Tekken 6 and it's got the largest character selection I've ever seen in a fighting game, screw that actually! It has the largest character selection in a game, period. I think that I do pretty well with Hwoarang and Leo. (Which is a new character that has the voice actor of Ash Catchum! ) I can beat my older brother now, the one that got me into Final Fantasy. And his favourites are Final Fantasy VII and IX! He's better at RPG's though. Fine, say what you want! I can't stand all this talk about you adoring Axel and how Zexion sucks, okay?! Plus at least we have a little in common! Demyx is awesome, shame that he is pretty hard to use in Kingdom Hearts: 358/2. I think that people like him for his mopey nature too. I think it's the same reason people love Squall! Thank god we got protagonists like Zidane and Tidus to make us laugh and liven the games up! I thought you'd admit it! He just was quite a funny guy, in a way. Quite eccentric. I know, I actually found his sudden fascination with Roxas a little weird. It's like a desperate lady shouting "Take me back! I didn't mean to hurt you!" *sob* I like Marly because he was a challenging final battle and his voice is orgasmic, like Sean Connery, Terry Pratchett and others. I hate UBER FANS! THEY SHALL DIE BY MY HANDS!
Psycho Mantis didn't hunt. He waited for his prey to come to him, which presents a problem to you. I'm not really planning on going to England any time soon. Awwwww.... Looks like I have found a flaw in your plan! I haven't played a Tekken game in forever. Do you have Tekken 6? Do you still wipe the floor with the competition? I never could win at anything against my older brother, and he's 2 years older than me. Guess I need to work on my gaming skills. =D If I'm still a teen, then I guess that explains why my skin still breaks out. Okay, no more arguing over why Zexion is indeed the superior Organization member. I love Dem-Dem too! He's my second favorite in the Organization. He's lazy. I can relate to him. =P I've always not liked Cloud. I don't see why he has so many fans (or so many cameo appearances). I guess people love mopey heroes. My favorite protagonist is Basch. But you know that already. In CoM, he was an interesting guy (I admit it), it was just when Roxas came into the picture and his whole "Roxas is mah buddy" thing, I started thinking he was kind of weird. I like Marly, didn't like Larxy, LOVED Zexy, and yes, Vexen and Lexaeus did suck. I don't wanna.... I don't want to come off as one of those "uber-fans" that I think are the cause of why most people don't like FFVII anymore. =P
Nothings wrong with grasshoppers, I mean everyone loves the Karate Kid, because of Mr Miyagi! I don't like the fishing part of what you said though! xD My powers are better than Psycho Mantis! I think you'll find that to be the truth... when I hunt you down, of course. I have a few friends that need to compete with me! Actually I have a cousin that I used to visit all the time and we played Tekken 2, weird that it's always Tekken. But anyway, I was around 7 and he was 9 and I just wiped the floor with him. Everytime we see each other, he always mentions how good at gaming I am with his friends. Your not old until you reach 40! Dodie, you are in fact a teen in my eyes. xD But I meant in the entire storyline, not just CoM! I actually don't want to argue about Zexion anymore. You have your beliefs, though they are wrong, and I have mine which are more plausible. I know that characters have lost their hearts but at least Axel has more emotion than other characters, except Demyx! I love that guy. I'll watch the video of him being killed on YouTube and see how much emotion he has. Oh, thank god. At least you have SOME sense, then. He did exactly rely on them, like a leach or virus. He could stand on his own. Didn't you think in CoM, if you played it first, how cool of a character he was, even without the "Got it memorized?" catchphrase. That I didn't actually like that much in the first place. I just thought: "Cool..." I thought the same with Marluxia, Larxene and Zexion. But Vexen and Lexaeus sucked. All right, continue your rant then!
