Is he? IS HE? Since we have been completely honest with each other up until this point, I want you to think long and hard about what you just said, and decide whether it is really true or not.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is American, damn it.
But what Arnold?! ...wait, never mind. Yeah, those ****in' Austrians.
Germany made a mistake in trying to take over the world. The first time they let idiots from the Austrian-Hungarian Empire start a war when some random Austrian noble who nobody knew existed until he was assassinated was assassinated. The second time, Germany let a queer Austrian idiot with a stupid mustache try to take over the world. They're the problem right there. ****ing Austria, man.
This is true, I can't deny that. Germany tried twice to take on the rest of the world and failed both times. They are, however, the "Master Race," or something. So they know how to puff their chests up, at least.
Europe is for pussies. Parts of Mexico are still like the Wild West, even though the Wild West has been dead for nearly a hundred years. And America is for people with gigantic balls. The Germans, your favorite people in the world, pick fights with Poland and Eastern European Jews; people who they know aren't capable of fighting back. Americans pick fights with Middle Eastern terrorist organizations who may or may not be planning on using weapons of mass destruction.
I thought, "Why not? They make good beer, and they make delicious, fatty foods. Usually involving sausage. So I think I will be descended from those people." Don't get me wrong, I like Mexicans too. But they're a minority. I'd rather be the man and step on the little people too.
What do Germans and other Europeans have to do with nachos? Why would you want to be descendent of Europeans instead of descendent of Mexicans? Europeans are weird. That's why they started two world wars.
My parents are mostly of German descent, with some other European blood mixed in. Thus I shall add further to your confusion!
You have a strange name. Not Joe. It seems like a play on the word Nacho. Are your parents Mexican?
You should be proud of yourself. 9,963 days is only 2,382 days away from 12,345 days, and that's a magic number.
Interesting. Well thank you for figuring that out for me, and for the congratulations, haha
Dude, by March 17th of next year, you'll have been alive for 9,963 days. Congratulations, man!
...Uh oh. Thanks for the heads up. They won't catch ME sleeping!
Good to know. Unfortunately, my hunt for the culprits continues. Good news is that you get to live another day, unless some other gunslinger gets to you, say at around high noon tomorrow in front of the TFF saloon. I hope you're quick on the draw.
