How Many TImes Do I Do?

Now that I've created a list for my favorite characters of all time (that don't include my own brilliant characters) I think it's time that I created a list of my favorite songs of all time. And since they're MY favorite, that makes them the UNANIMOUSLY greatest songs of all time.

10. Ana Ng by They Might Be Giants. How about starting this list with a song by one of my FAVORITE BANDS OF ALL TIME?!! Yuss. That also means they're one of the BEST BANDS OF ALL TIME.

9. Fingers and Thumbs by Erasure. You might remember them for doing that song for that video game with that stupid unicorn. Well, they're MORE THAN THAT. They're the best gay electronica band to come out of Britain from the 80's! (Sorry Pet Shop Boys.)

8. Last One Out of Liberty City by Less Than Jake. They are an awesome ska punk band. I feel like I relate a lot to their lyrics most of the time. This is a bad ass song that could be the opening to a TV show. In fact, it's the BEST SONG THAT COULD BE THE OPENING FOR A TV SHOW THAT HASN'T BEEN THE OPENING FOR A TV SHOW.

7. Tales of a Scorched Earth by Smashing Pumpkins. This song is bad ass. SO BAD ASS. One of the most BAD ASS SONGS OF ALL TIME. Cuz I said so, and I KNOW what I'm talking about.

6. The Set Up/You Need This by Reel Big Fish. Love the opening of this song. They are the COOLEST BAND EVER, cuz I said so.

5. Wish by Nine Inch Nails. The EXTENDED version, because it's the BEST VERSION, because I said so! Trent Reznore Tells it like it is. FIST FUCKED.
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4. Skin Deep by ALL. Simple song, but a good one. By THE GREATEST PUNK BAND OF ALL TIME, since they are my favorite punk band ever, apparently.

3. Head Full of Doubt/Road Full of Promise by The Avett Brothers. Some of the GREATEST LYRICS EVER WRITTEN. "Where nothing is owed, deserved, or expected, and your life doesn't change by the man that's elected, and if you're loved by someone you're never rejected, decide what to be and go be it."

2. Every New Day by Five Iron Frenzy. Best song ever written by my favorite band ever. Thus the best band ever! They tried several times to write a better song, but never could. Even their final effort turned into this song at the end. Unless their newest album in 10 years changes that somehow...

1. Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order. Simply put, it's the greatest song ever written. No other song can hope to compare. EVER. Because I arbitrarily decided it was my favorite song ever when I was 9 or something.

...okay. There ya go. This does not include songs I thought it would, but it does include songs that I did think it would. Probably. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom