Small Girl, Big Life

Soooo this guy that I was close friends with sent me a msg on Yahoo! yesterday.

Ok, here's the story: we met online, but I was always too shy to actually like go on a date with him even though he -begged- me. Then I started dating Francisco. We were still friends, but then he moved back to New Mexico for awhile and then moved to Germany when his sister got stationed out there. Which was fine, whatever, but talking to him on a regular basis got tough 'cuz of the time difference.

I didn't hear from him for awhile and then out of nowhere he tells me he's having a baby.

And it really upset me & hit me hard for some reason. I tried to stay friends with him, but he'd decided to work things out with his baby mama and I just couldn't deal with it, so I stopped talking to him altogether. Plus he kept getting mad at my Hitler references. I couldn't help it. I'd be like "How's baby Hitler?" (I know, I know. I'm horrible), and I'd always refer to his girlfriend as like Gertrude or Hildegarde or Frauline. lulz.

ANyway, so he sent me a msg and he's single now. And I told him I live in Clarksville now. lol He was like "I swear if you had a ****, I'd punch you in it right now". hehe.

And he's gonna be in town in September. Apparently he's single now. And he was really drunk and would -not- stop hitting on me. Which is nothing new, but he was like "Eff your boyfriend" and I'm like "DUDE... I'm on -his- laptop. Chill the f*ck out already. You're being annoying."

But... He'll be here in September. and I'm quite nervous about it. He's always been extremely cute, but now he looks like a Ntive American Wil Wheaton... yummeh. lulz.

I must stop. This is bad. Really bad. Not really. I'm not a cheater. I would never do that.