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Damnit Jim, I'm A Doctor, Not A Miracle Worker!

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noxious.sunshine
, 02-14-2013 at 10:44 AM (964 Views)
Totally unrelated to the title.

So I've decided I'm completely un-dateable. Like. Seriously.

Someone asked me what the biggest mistake a guy made with me in a relationship is..
Probably when my ex in Phoenix flipped out on me for even -looking- at another guy, then turn around and stare at other girls and have "friends that're girls" and whatnot.

Probably even worse, when Francisco constantly accused me of cheating - even though I didn't (& still don't) have a Facebook page (unlike him) and even though he has 19231238913 girls' numbers in his phone. He accused me of cheating once and proceeded to "date" some other girl while we were together - not long after I'd moved in with him. And she was ugly as shit.

I'm sorry, if you're gonna do stuff like that, at least make sure the bitch is prettier than me. Jesus Christ.

Anywho, so later I had guy friends from work that would text me. He still acted shitty. So, in an attempt to show him how ridiculous he was being, I started acting obnoxious and crappy as well. HOWEVER, This fool would come home completely obliterated at like 2, 3, 4 a.m. leaving me to wonder where he is, when he's coming home, who he's with, etc. He would never answer my phone calls or respond to my texts. He'd come home wasted and act like a complete jerk in so many different ways, not remember the next morning, and refused to believe what I'd tell him he did.

Long story short, if we're gonna date and you expect me to not have guy friends, you best have all your female friends unfriended from Facebook, their numbers out of your phone, and let them know y'all can talk when/if we ever break up.

.... And I'll probably -still- have my guy friends. lol.. That's horrible.

Francisco had all his lil female friends, but -none- of them knew he had a girlfriend. My guy friends & everyone who needed to know always knew about Francisco. No one was ever in the dark about my relationship status. Yeah they'd still text me dumb shit on my phone, but they were just kidding around. They all had girlfriends themselves.

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  1. darknesse's Avatar
    Although i know the feeling, may i ask why (i got the impression you did) still date him after 'proceeded to "date" some other girl'? Seems like a dealbreaker to me.
  2. noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    I was living with him. I had nowhere else to go if I left. It was basically him trying to punish me for something I didn't do.

    Me = Former Doormat.
  3. darknesse's Avatar
    Yeah, i had a feeling it would have been that bad :/
    My ex basically invited over 2 of her exes the night before she she broke up with me while i went to work, and came back to them all in the same bed cuddled up. Ive only really just found a more permanent place to live.
    /sympathy
  4. noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    Oooh that sucks...

    My ex in Phoenix , long story short, cheated on me with his best friend's -mother-. It was pretty bad. I was 21, he was like 19, The woman he cheated on me with was like mid-30's to early 40's.

    If I even said "Hi" to one of his homies, he'd flip out on me. One of his friends was having a party and we walked over there.. I'd gotten dressed-up-ish before we left and immediately, he was like "No. HELL no. You're not going out like that. I'm not having dudes stare at you all night." (It was just jeans, a tank top of sorts, and a pair of wedge sandals). He made me wear -his- track pants, one of his baggy t-shirts, and sneakers - all black. It was kind of humiliating cuz there -were- other girls there (they were bimbos, but still) and they were dressed normal. At one point, his friend Nick said Hi to me just to be nice 'cuz he saw I was pretty much alone and quiet... My ex flipped out hardcore. It ended pretty badly.
  5. darknesse's Avatar
    Yeah, i can imagine. Im seriously not sure how guys can get so worried about girls being 'normal'. If you really have absolutely no trust in her at all, why are you with her? With no trust, its likely to end in failure anyways :/
    Thats my take on things, anyways.
    And wow. His best friends mother? Thats just... sad on his end really.
  6. noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    lol

    Yeah. I agree. -Completely- sad. I talked to the woman too. I was like "Really Debbie? -Really-?"
    Her response: "I dont' know what love is! My ex husband was horrible to me!"
    I was like "Yeah. You gon' learn what love is when he hauls off and hits your ass 'cuz you ain't sending him money for commissary anymore. Good luck with that, dude."
  7. darknesse's Avatar
    Interesting.. to say the least, lol. People and their actions are so weird