3vil Chef.

Attention: I would like to formally like the people who liked my last blog.
Appreciative Cyan: "Oh dear, now I've turned into a fluff-headed-teenager. No, really, thank you all so much, I appreciate it."
Independent Cyan: "You shameless, sympathy/attention hog. Now you've revealed your soft, doughy under-belly to the whole forums. I'm surprised no one has thrust a harpoon in there."
Appreciative Cyan: "They're nice people. We can trust them!"
Independent Cyan, rolling eyes: "Go on, then. Spill your guts. Let's see what they think of you after they find out."
Appreciative Cyan: "They already know." *Suspenseful instrumental music*
Independent Cyan squints: "Don't make me laugh. If they did, I'm sure all of your friends would have left you."
Appreciative Cyan, walking past other self to furtively peek through curtains : "I'm sure everyone is close to surmising by now. It's no secret that I've been posting new threads haphazardly. It was only a matter of time before they found out...I'm... an Attention Thief."
Independent Cyan: "Where's the aspirin?"