3vil Chef.

I have returned to the forums after....2 days... and some odd hours.
Incorrigible Cheerleader Cyan: "Yay, me, yay!"
Less than spunky Cyan: "Cut the sewage. Have you considered the negative impact this will have on the pathetic sack of wine that is our life?
Cheerleader Cyan, awkwardly smiling: "Um, what?"
Less than spunky Cyan, squinting: "You've forgotten. I can't believe you've forgotten our evil plans, you mindless pin-head. We agreed that time away from them would ultimately strengthen our relationship with the forums. Gawd, where's your self-control, woman?"
Cheerleader Cyan: "Ooh! I studied this is class. That's in your toes, right? I was the instructor's most attentive student. He said that."
Bordering on murderous Cyan: "On a different note, a new sketch challenger has appeared."
Cheerleader Cyan: "Yeah! The person's name is Chewy Ichy Monkey, right?"
Less than spunky Cyan: "His name is Ryu-Kentoshii Hirokima. Before facing an enemy, know him. To know him is to defeat him. So spake the master of swordsmen: Miyamoto Musashi."
Cheerleader Cyan: "Unless there's nothing to know." *rambunctious giggle* "He can't be better than you, right?"
Less than spunky Cyan: "Fool. Comparing oneself to others is a most careless mistake. Humans are individuals. And are not to be categorized."
Cheerleader Cyan: "You're so smart in an individualistic, non-competitive way."
Less than spunky Cyan: "In any case, our evil plan # 2 will soon come to fruition, we have little time for side-quests. So for now, we'd better just wait and watch him."
Cheerleader Cyan: "With admiration!"