3vil Chef.

We have gathered here today to mourn the passing of Cyanosuke's ultimate journal. I shall now step aside, as Emotional Cyan has prepared a eulogy.
Emotional Cyan, stepping up to the podium, bottom lip quivering: "H-he w-wanted to be remembered as the u-ultimate journal. I, for one, shall think of him as such-"
Desperado Cyan in crowd stands: "That's extremely big-headed fer a journal." (spits tobaccy and grimaces)
Emotional Cyan: "How dare you dishonor his memory! He was a wonderful selection of words!"
Desperado Cyan: "He was the most repellent, flatulent-minded work I've ever laid eye on."
Crowd of Cyans: "GASP!" (mother Cyan's covering children Cyan's ears)
Desperado Cyan: "Don't pretend he was great! He had his flaws - just like any of us! In fact, I recollect getting the distinct urge ta shoot the varmint. Here, lemme put a bullet in that there coffin." (pulls out Colt .45)
Emotional Cyan: *Screams*
Cyan Crowd: *Scatters*

Coming soon, the next exciting installment of: Old West Cyan: The Last Will And Testament Of 'Mr. Journal'.