Literature - General

Did that catch your attention? Anyway...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWUV8Qeofjw

[Horrifically off-key]"Nothung"
Who’s the greatest warrior ever?
A hero of renown?
Who slayed an Evil Ocean?
Who cast the The Litch King down?
Billy!
And that time the evil Fire Count
Captured a damsel fair.
Who saved her with such brav'ry
That she offered him her hair?
Billy!
Also… he fought a bear!BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ...