3vil Chef.

In perusing the 'forum rules' I came across the NSFW paragraph and noticed that perhaps my 'intended' sketch contest submission could be misconstrued as a bit...suggestive. (I have no idea what's considered 'suggestive', so I asked OceanEyes and am waiting on her response. I hope she answers in the next three hours...
This is my first blog. It should be a momentous occasion, but I'm still hung up over the loss of my journals. Apparently I'm not allowed to post new entries. (even after ...

Huh? The thingy thing on my profile says I HAVE made NO blog entries. What is going on...*ooph* Left in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... KHHAAAAN!!
someone... help... me...