3vil Chef.

Superior Officer Cyan: "Well well, my favorite general has concerns, I hear. Do spill them upon me as you would upon a tentative nursemaid or a flatulent father. Come, we are no more strangers than I am to myself. Speak frankly."
General Cyan: "Well, sir, for quite some time now, a notification has been festering at the top of my screen, a friend request from a certain popular personage around the forum. This being has a LOT of friends - not like that matters much around ...

Due to some unforeseeable events that transpired over the past couple weeks, I have been absent from this, my home. Now I am back - and I am greatly vexed.
Much like the query experienced by Aelius Maximus after the battle in Germania, I am faced with a conundrum that will affect lives outside my own and am utterly stumped as to how I shall proceed.
With the flight of my little sister, everything worthwhile and spiritually pleasing has vanished from my current surroundings. I am ...

Last night was so *whoa* that it's left me *ugh*
Because I couldn't take another second of not knowing what happens to Dexter, I opted for a reckless all-nighter. Me and Wallace were there for 6+ hours, and have finally finished watching Dexter season 4. I am utterly appalled (as is usual with Dexter) at the latest plot twist and I can't even talk about it! I was thinking of joining a Dexter Forum, but that would proly ruin the fifth season for me. Bummer.

Spoiled Cyan: ...

CYAN COURT: Pompous vs. Family

Pompous Cyan in the witness box: "It was due to the misplacement of my stupid scanner, that my sketch is still not finished."
Snotty plaintiff attorney Cyan: "You lie. The reason you're not done with it is because you've been watching Dexter season 4!!! You got caught up in the gore and criminal intrigue and we have witnesses! Admit it!"
Cyan defense attorney: "Objection, your honor. The Plaintiff's barrister has ...

*Jack Bauer voice-over* The following occurred the other night between 11 pm and 12 pm:

First, off, you remember how I live with three brothers now, right? Good.

There's this guy who keeps sneaking into our yard on the weekends and has attempted, more than once, to steal things of ours *shivers at thought* That night, Sir Lawrence (my youngest, most responsible brother) said he heard noises and saw movement outside the window, so, obviously, the hoard of brothers dropped ...