The Michael Swayne Story V: King of his Castle

Okay, so the gears in my brain were turning, and turning, and turning; and they were churning out these really random thoughts today. Just goes to show you that if you leave me in a room (or anywhere really) and give me a monotonous task (like folding/stapling newspapers), you will eventually here me talk to myself and think a whole bunch of random stuff. So, here goes...

What I asked myself...

"If a member of PETA hits a deer with their car, do they get kicked ...

Of hearing Dad say he's sick. Yeah, it was all nice and stuff when it was new and all, but now it's just so boringggggg! Now, I am not one to make light of someone's illnesses (Haha, you're sick and I'm not!), but when you just stay on the couch watching DVDs of the same movies over and over and OVER, I can become quite agitated. First, he never actually watches them. Unless you can watch a movie with your eyes closed, and with your body turned away from the television, and with your eyes closed. ...

Yes, it's that time again. Time for me to update you all on my life. Let's go over to our gaming correspondent Michael with the breaking news.

Thank you Michael. Michael here, and this is what's new in gaming. Due to the mail carrier running late, I did not get my copy of Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings until 2 pm this afternoon (cue one of 2pm's songs)



So, as I was saying, I finally got it. I haven't played it, but I did try it out ...

Dad took my brother back to Dayton this morning. I guess he had to go back. I told him before they left that when he comes back he needs to bring his video games back with him. That way there would be no way of Hoochie HoBag claiming them (although I didn't say that bit out loud). I forgot to tell you that my brother gave me a pair of boots on Friday. I got home, and he saw my boots. They were getting quite worn, and he took his $180 boots off and gave them to me. He had them given to him, ...

I will start with gaming news tonight. In Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, I am at Day 16. I repeatedly died in the mission with Larxene against the Zip Slasher. I am confident in my ability against this Heartless, as I am now memorizing its attack pattern. The game is different than the other KH games, but it still quite enjoyable.

I am 22 stamps away from accessing the final board in Monopoly. I unlocked the Deco Board. I have 5 stamps to collect from the Sweet Board, 13 from the ...